Scrotodactyl: The Evan Stone Story – As Told By Amateur Paleontologist Evan Stone
Presented Bv Evan Stone, Adult Legend
He’s conquered the savage world that is adult film playing every role known to mankind. He’s been a heroic pirate, a megalomaniacal orange-skinned presidential candidate, Captain James T. Kirk, Gomez Addams, both The Riddler and Batman, Sabertooth, Mr. Miyagi, Hulk Hogan, Captain America, Dracula, and even parodied the Soup Nazi. But little does everyone know that besides being one of the most prolific male stars in carnal history and a hall of fame cocksmith, he’s also been a star football player, exotic dancer, aspiring singer, animal rescuer, comedian, writer, director, businessman, entrepreneur, he is also an amateur paleontologist. That’s right, the man with the biggest balls on the blue screen thinks he knows shit about dinosaurs. Hey, just play along and come watch Evan Stone talk about his life, loves, career and complete nonsense. You don’t want to miss this raving lunatic, er, legend.